how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
