I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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