What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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