There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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