Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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