your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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