Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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