I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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