Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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