I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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