Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize