I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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