Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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