GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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