i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I think im going to throw up on grandma
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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