How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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