Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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