I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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