what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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