I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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