how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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