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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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