i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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