i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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