just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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