Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
