make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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