You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.