...is it true? will i see you next weekend
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher