omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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