Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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