If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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