He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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