YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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