Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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