i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
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