Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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