Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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