Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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