Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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