4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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