I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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