it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize