The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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