My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I just found a bag of teeth...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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