It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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