idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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