Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
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