This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
