i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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