Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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