Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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