considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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